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12.06.2025 00:30
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Mario Kart World Is Not An Open-World Game, Nintendo Says - GameSpot
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
2025 Stanley Cup Finals Preview: Can Connor McDavid Finally Do It? - The Ringer
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?